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    Talking Some Valentine's poetry for that "Special" someone

    I'm sure we all could have used one of these witty rhymes at some time or another............

    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
    but I only slept with you, because I was pissed

    I thought that I could love no other
    Until, that is, I met your brother

    Of loving beauty you float with grace
    If only you could hide your face

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
    This describes everything you are not

    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don't take that paper bag off of your face

    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life

    I see your face when I am dreaming
    That's why I always wake up screaming

    My love you take my breath away
    What have you stepped in to smell this way

    My feelings for you no words can tell
    Except for maybe "go to hell"

    What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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    Peace & grace be to this place.
    ........ God bless the troops, always! :)

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    Re: Some Valentine's poetry for that "Special" someone

    Originally posted by CJC

    I see your face when I am dreaming
    That's why I always wake up screaming

    Love this one!

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