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    Bible Humor

    This is too funny..

    >>Recently while going through an airport during one of his many trips,
    >>President Bush encountered a man with long hair, wearing a white robe and
    sandals, holding a staff.
    >>President Bush went up to the man and said, "Aren't you Moses?" The man
    never answered but just kept staring ahead.
    >>Again the President said, "Moses!" in a loud voice. The man just kept
    >staring ahead, never answering the president.
    >>Soon a secret service agent came along and President Bush grabbed him and
    said, "Doesn't this man look like Moses to you?" The secret service agent
    agreed with the President.
    >>"Well," said the President, "every time I say his name, he just keeps
    staring ahead and refuses to speak. Watch! Again, the President yelled,
    >"Moses!" and again the man stared ahead.
    >>The secret service man went up to the man in the white robe and
    whispered, "You look just like Moses. Are you Moses?" The man leaned over
    and whispered, "Yes, I am Moses. But the last time I talked to a bush, I
    spent 40 years wandering in the desert!"
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