>Driving to the office this morning on the highway, I looked over to my
>and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 120 kilometres per hour with
>her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked
>away for a couple seconds and when I looked back, she was halfway over in
>lane, still working on that makeup!!!
>It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which
>the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to
>straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it
>my cell phone from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs,
>splashed and burned BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream,
>made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and
>AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!!
>DAMN WOMAN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!
Been there, done that.................
DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!
It's just like that, ................... only different
BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, LMAO
Big Jim and the round twins
I'm sure there is a "list" somewhere that some wasted college students put together one night, that contains a grin-fest worth of descriptive terms for "big Jim and the round twins."
Now, don't start.....
Alum Metal Fab
Custom Marine Sales
Dave's Custom Boats
Diamond Performance Parts
Double R Performance
Elton Porter Insurance
Fastboats Marine Group
GGB Exhaust Technologies
Grand Sports Center
Ilmor High Performance Marine
Lake Cumberland Marine
Lake Havasu Boat Show
Marine Technology Inc
McLeod Design Group
Performance Boat Center
Performance Marine Trading
Potter Performance Engines
Ron Sporl Performance
Speed and Custom Marine
Total Dollar Insurance
Teague Custom Marine
Wake Zone Marine Insurance
Young Performance Marine