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Risk Taker 02-27-2003 08:41 AM

OT: Thursday Humor Attempt !!!
 
Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about current cattle prices.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table,who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head, no. "Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,yanks down her panties, and runs his tongue all over her butt cheeks in a circular motion, around and around and around.

The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again,the cowboy walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it."

:D :D :D :p

Playn 02-27-2003 08:43 AM

:D :D :D

388Hustler 02-27-2003 08:46 AM

:D :D :D

MitchStellin 02-27-2003 09:02 AM

That was good RT, by the way the rash is gone!!!!:D

TulsaLarry 02-27-2003 10:18 AM

:D :eek: :D :D

GLH 02-27-2003 10:21 AM

:p :p :p :p

GLH 02-27-2003 10:22 AM

Hey RT where are you in NH?

wetpleasure 02-27-2003 10:24 AM

:D :D :D :D

Risk Taker 02-27-2003 10:35 AM


Originally posted by GLH
Hey RT where are you in NH?
Live in Hooksett, work in S. Hampton

OldSchool 02-27-2003 11:26 AM

:eek: :eek: :eek:


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