My wife and I were at Pier One, whereupon she spotted some vases. She mentioned we should buy one for 'final arrangements'- I've been fighting a cold lately. I told her that the price was wayy too high ($30.00), and that I could probably get a BKPB (Burger King Pickle Bucket) for much less. Was I right?

Well I fooled her- the Capt Morgans kicked in at precisely 12:32 AM and I feel fine.

Bulldog over and out