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Risk Taker 03-06-2003 03:10 PM

OT: ANOTHER Thursday Afternoon Humor Break!!!
 
I don't remember posting the first "Thurday Afternoon Humor Break" before, however I will bow to the memory of my terrific and adoring audience.....:D ;) . I'll try again......

A 90-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup. The doctor asked him how he's feeling. The 90-year-old says, I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins, "I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses
a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his umbrella and went, 'Bang,
bang and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor replied ... "My point exactly."

outer42 03-06-2003 04:01 PM

new to me good one.

kitten 03-06-2003 07:50 PM

I'll give it a ...t t t :chick:


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