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CJC 03-12-2003 12:48 PM

Hump day humor - Twins
 
Twin sisters in St.Luke's Nursing Home
were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told
a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two 100 year old twins.

One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well.

Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa.

The deaf sister said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other.

"Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman.
Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE." So they wiggled up close to
each other.

"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer.
Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"

With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out,
"OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US?"



:D :D :D :D

TulsaLarry 03-12-2003 12:59 PM

http://mindscraps.com/s/otn/happy/flash.gif

CigDaze 03-12-2003 01:08 PM

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LOL!

JUSTONCE 03-12-2003 01:18 PM

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:D

Aqua-Holic 03-12-2003 01:40 PM

:eek: :D :D :D

kitten 03-12-2003 02:35 PM

that is too funny! :D :D :eek:

Uncle Toys 03-12-2003 03:02 PM

Solid three +:D :D :D


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