t t t
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. When the man tells her it will be $300 she exclaims, "I don't have any money. But I would do anything to get a message to my mother in Poland."
To that the man asks, "Anything?"
And the blonde says "Yes...anything!"
With that, the man says "Follow me." He walks into the next room and tells her, "Come in and close the door." She does!!
He then says, "Get on your knees." She does.
He then says, "Take down my zipper." She does.
He then says, "Go ahead... Take it out." With that, she takes it out and takes hold of it with both hands.
The man then says, "Well. Go ahead!"
She brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips she says, "Hello? Mom?"
t t t
Peace & grace be to this place.
........ God bless the troops, always! :)
Why did the blonde woman have a bruised belly button?
She has a blonde boyfriend! Butta-Bing
cause blondes have more fun...
It was just a thought... Not a blonde I take it?
Alum Metal Fab
Custom Marine Sales
Dave's Custom Boats
Diamond Performance Parts
Double R Performance
Elton Porter Insurance
Fastboats Marine Group
GGB Exhaust Technologies
Grand Sports Center
Ilmor High Performance Marine
Lake Cumberland Marine
Lake Havasu Boat Show
Marine Technology Inc
McLeod Design Group
Performance Boat Center
Performance Marine Trading
Potter Performance Engines
Ron Sporl Performance
Speed and Custom Marine
Total Dollar Insurance
Teague Custom Marine
Wake Zone Marine Insurance
Young Performance Marine