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Old 03-12-2003, 02:24 PM
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A bus stops, and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:...
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and
pee twice.Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country
we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella
'Mississippi'.
 
Old 03-12-2003, 02:40 PM
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Old 03-12-2003, 02:42 PM
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Old 03-12-2003, 02:54 PM
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LMAO!
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Old 03-13-2003, 09:53 PM
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It is funny every time I hear it...
 
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Old 03-13-2003, 11:23 PM
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Ah man, I like that......!!
 

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