If this is your first visit, please click the Sign Up now button to begin the process of creating your account so you can begin posting on our forums! The Sign Up process will only take up about a minute of two of your time.

Follow us on Facebook Follow us on Twitter
Results 1 to 4 of 4
  1. #1

    Ot: How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

    At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars and see if they slow down.

    Page yourself over the intercom, but don't disguise your voice.

    Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

    Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in."

    Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

    In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."

    As often as possible, skip ! rather than walk.

    Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

    When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"

    When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

    Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

  2. #2
    Charter Member #1055/Moderator Charter Member GO4BROKE's Avatar
    My Boats:
    Sonic 386
    Join Date
    Feb 2001
    I  Voted
    At least now I know I am doing it right.

  3. #3
    Platinum Member Platinum Member Steve 1's Avatar
    My Boats:
    Slippery when wet!
    Join Date
    Apr 2001
    Beautiful Fort Lauderdale
    Slippery when wet. "POD" Free Tunnel through Common Sense Engineering

  4. #4
    Charter Member #319 Charter Member
    Join Date
    Oct 2000
    Pennsville NJ.


    Attached Images Attached Images

Similar Threads

  1. Contact Info for Chuck New, Insanity Cat / Insanity Racing?
    By Dregsz in forum General Boating Discussion
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 02-27-2006, 10:30 PM
  2. Merry Xmas and a safe and healthy NEW YEAR
    By berns29scarab in forum SBRT
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 12-27-2005, 10:22 AM
  3. Too Old - Getting healthy!?!
    By DoTheMath in forum General Boating Discussion
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 01-14-2004, 10:36 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 04:25 AM.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.2.0
Copyright © 2016 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.1
Original Poster In Postbit provided by Original Poster In Postbit v1.0.0 (Free) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2016 DragonByte Technologies Ltd. Runs best on HiVelocity Hosting.
Copyright 2011 OffShoreOnly. All rights reserved.