OT Joke
03-19-2003, 09:48 AM
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A guy walking on the beach down on his luck, his wife is leaving him and taking him for everything he's got. He trip's over a bottle pick's it up, it's a Genie Bottle he says. So he rub's the side and poof out come's the Genie.
She says hello master I will grant you three wishes, but there's a catch for everything you get your ex-wife get's twice as much.
So he says I want one hundred million dollars, poof he get's it.
poof poof his ex get's two hundred mill.
I want a big house up on the bluff, poof he get's it.
poof poof she get's two houses.
So now he's getting pissed, he think's for a second and says,
Beat me half to death.
She says hello master I will grant you three wishes, but there's a catch for everything you get your ex-wife get's twice as much.
So he says I want one hundred million dollars, poof he get's it.
poof poof his ex get's two hundred mill.
I want a big house up on the bluff, poof he get's it.
poof poof she get's two houses.
So now he's getting pissed, he think's for a second and says,
Beat me half to death.
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