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Old 03-19-2003, 08:30 AM
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An elderly couple was sitting at the kitchen table on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary.

"You know" she said "We were probably sitting in the kitchen across from each other 50 years ago."

"Yea" he said, "But we were probaly naked"

"So let's get naked now" she suggested

So they both took off all their clothes and sat across from each
other.

"You know"she said smiling lovingly "my nipples feel just as hot for you today as they were 50 years ago."

He replied"I'm sure they are--one is in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."

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You got the best Jokes bro, keep' en comin
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Why do we call it Hump Day when most people get laid on the weekends?
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