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    Registered Wardey's Avatar
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    Joke: April Fools "late"

    Defense Attorney: What is your age?
    Little old Woman: I am 86 years old.
    Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to
    Little old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front
    porch on a warm spring evening,
    when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down
    beside me.
    Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
    Little old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What
    happened after he sat down? Little old Woman: He started to rub my
    thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
    Little old Woman: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not?
    Little old Woman: It felt good.
    Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.
    Defense Attorney: What happened next?
    Little old Woman: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you
    stop him then? Little old Woman: No, I did not stop him. Defense
    Attorney: Why not?
    Little old Woman: Why, Your Honor,
    his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited.
    I haven't felt that good in years!
    Defense Attorney: What happened next?
    Little old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy
    that I just laid down and said to him..."Take me .young man...Take
    Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
    Little old Woman: Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's
    when I shot the little bastard

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    Registered Shane's Avatar
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    Oct 2000
    Lake George, NY it's not called "Queen of American Lakes" for nothin'!

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    Platinum Member Platinum Member Reindl Powerboats's Avatar
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    Reindl 28 Vamp, Reindl One Design
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    Chris Reindl

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