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    Talking OT - Don't Mess With Texas

    A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune. "One Texas soldier is better than ten Iraqis".

    The Iraqi commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

    The voice once again calls out "One Texan is better than one hundred Iraqis". Furious, the Iraqi commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

    The Texan voice calls out again "One Texan is better than one thousand Iraqis". The enraged commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought.... Then silence.

    Eventually one badly wounded Iraqi crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander,

    Don't send any more men...... its a trap. There's two of them!"

    Don't Mess With Texas

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