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    Talking JOKE: Saddams's Body Doubles

    A high-ranking general of the Iraqi military calls a special meeting of all of Saddam's body doubles.

    "I have good news and bad news," he tells them. "The good news is that, despite the attacks of the Americans, our glorious leader, Saddam Hussein, is still alive and in charge of our country."

    "The bad news is that he has lost an arm."

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    I had to re-read that one!

    Damn! I wasnt thinking! Good one though!

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    They think they got him tonight for sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a
    voice call from behind a sand dune:

    ""One United States Navy Seal is better than ten Iraqi's!"

    The Iraqi commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune,
    whereupon a gun battle breaks and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

    The voice then calls out: "One United States Navy Seal is better than one
    hundred Iraqi's!"

    Furious, the Iraqi commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune
    and instantly a huge fire fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again

    The American voice calls out again: ""One United States Navy Seal is better
    than one thousand Iraqi's!"

    The enraged Iraqi Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannons, rockets and machine guns ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.

    Eventually one wounded Iraqi fighter crawls back over the dune and with his
    dying words tells his commander:

    "Don't send any more men, it's a trap. There's two of them!"


    Hawaii no ka 'oi

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