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    Registered Shane's Avatar
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    Lake George, NY it's not called "Queen of American Lakes" for nothin'!

    OT: One More Thursday Morning Joke

    A man gets on a plane and finds his seat. It is his first time flying. The man next to him has just settled in and has donned his glasses and opened his book. The man says to the gentleman next to him "I understand that if you have a conversation with the person next to you during the flight it makes the trip go faster." The kind gentleman removes his glasses and says"fine, what would you like to speak about?"

    "How about Nuclear Physiscs?"

    "Okay, but before we get started I have a question. A deer, a cow and horse all eat grass, and a deer ****s pellets, a cows ****s flat wet pancakes of dung and horse ****s huge balls of grass, why is that?

    "Well, I'm not exactly sure."

    "So what makes you think that you can have an intellectual discussion about nuclear physics when you don't know ****?"

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    Peace & grace be to this place.
    ........ God bless the troops, always! :)

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    Uhhh... Didn't you just post this joke?

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    Originally posted by Clay Washington
    Uhhh... Didn't you just post this joke?
    Shane......your losin' it there buddy......

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    I thought this was a repeat... Its bad enough to post the same joke twice, but to post the same joke twice in the same day!

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