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  1. #21
    Ok here's one that always works:

    Have you always been beautiful or were you born that way?


    It's Inevitable!

  2. #22
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    You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

  3. #23
    Registered florida gator's Avatar
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    Originally posted by CJC
    This line must be used in conjunction with "the look".......

    -You don't know it yet, but you love me.

    PLEASE USE CAUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!
    The last time I used that line, was the LAST time I used that line.

    .......she ended up being my wife

    This one sound pretty bad guys. Stay away from it. It's one thing to get slapped after a bad line, but nobody deserves to have to marry her.

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    When she asks you your name tell her, Milk, because I do your body good.

  5. #25
    Mr. Demeanor
    I used to be bouncer at a rather famous niteclub in Chicago (Eric the Reds if you lived here in the 70's or 80's). There was a guy who used to stand by the door at closing time holding up a condom (still in the wrapper). His standards werent real high, but he got laid pretty regularly. Girls would be walking by and just say "Ok".

  6. #26
    Registered LapseofReason's Avatar
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    but how many chicks were hot 5%?

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    Registered Love Machine's Avatar
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    "Hey baby! How can a man trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die" ...."Wanna have a drink at my place?"

    Still hasn't worked to this day!

  8. #28
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    I almost forgot my favorite

    "Hello, do you know the difference between an blow-job and an balony sandwich? "


    "Let's go to lunch"

  9. #29


    Woman to Woman First of all buy'em a few shots. "Nice TiT*" "Do you want to join me and my boyfriend!" Most of the time they say YES!!!
    Last edited by atan; 04-25-2003 at 12:20 AM.

  10. #30
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    How about this one . Ask if she has BIKINI IF SO ASK IF SHE WOULD LIKE TO GO BOATING!!

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