I know it's not impressive having a belly so big that that you can no longer see your penis......What IS impressive is that I have a belly this big and can still see my penis just fine.
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I lost my virginity, can I have yours?
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Excuse me, if you've lost your virginity can I use the box it came in. :D:D:D
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Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?
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Nice shirt, can I talk you out of it?
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I may not be the hottest guy in the room, but i'm the only one talking to you.
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You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.
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I AM A POST WHORE.
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Hey, let's f u c k !!!!!!
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have you ever seen my magic watch,It says your not wearing any underwear. , "yes I am" sorry, damn things an hour fast.:D
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