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PhantomChaos 05-04-2003 09:57 PM

What Poker run?

DEVIL MAN 05-05-2003 04:05 PM

ryoung99...we all need a little blasting at one time or another....points or no points...if you are into boating, into having two or three days of all out fun...then this is the event for you!!!!

Keep in mind everyone.....we give $28,000 in cash away...and the guy with the single engine 26 foot SCARAB has an equal chance of winning the $10,000 first place prize money!!! There will be a few guys showing up in 150 mile an hour Skaters....so even the guy with the 125 mile an hour Fountain will not be the fastest boat....so showing up with a stock Baja that runs 70 is every bit as good as the next guy!!!! Speed has no bearing on this event or the outcome of this event so don't be shy and don't be intimidated by the self proclaimed big boys!!!! Those are the guys that we stamp the "Kick Me" decals on their rear ends!!!!!

Remember, I guarantee this event!!!!

DMan

PhantomChaos 05-05-2003 04:54 PM

Hey DevilMan-

Are you going to do the poker run, or are you afraid of breaking down again at Catalina.....with another 3 hour idle back? :D :D :D My Formula never breaks during poker runs, but your Running W/Duct-tape (RWD) always seems to. :D :D :D

DEVIL MAN 05-05-2003 05:46 PM

Phantom...I use my boat every weekend!!!! Your 382 SLOWTECH has been at Dick Simon Marine for over a year!!!! You never get charged a storage fee because your boat is always in for repair!!! Everyone knows you are looking for another boat to buy and ruin. Your hotty little Formula cabin has all those indentations in the ceiling from its conehead owner!!!!

DMan...and the D is for When are you going to take the Divets out of that cabin ceiling????????

PhantomChaos 05-05-2003 05:53 PM

Dman-

Wake up and smell some fuel. Every weekend? Ha Ha Were you out this last weekend? I think NOT!!! I'd rather have a FasTECH than a SledTech that breaks down all the time. :D :D You might not realize this, but they call those indents "hatches" in boats.

Nort :D :D :D

P.S. The "D" stands for Duct-Tape the starter together again.

ryoung99 05-06-2003 01:31 AM

DMan,
Where should we be staying on Saturday night?

I expect to get down there very early on Saturday (drive all night from Sacto).

DEVIL MAN 05-06-2003 12:46 PM

The host hotel is the Hyatt Regency Long Beach...they might have some rooms left...there are a number of hotels in the near vacinity...I just don't know the names of them...there is a Renassance, a Holiday Inn, etc. Make your reservation now!!!!!

Phantom....you are a poodle...no duct tape on my boat!!!! No generators or air conditioners either!!!! No tv, no vcr, no porn!!!!!
OK...so you have me beat on the video junk!!

DMan

DEVIL MAN 05-07-2003 12:57 PM

Hey gang...the entries are comming in everyday but we still have spaces available!!!! The Phantom will be in attendance!!

DMan

DEVIL MAN 05-07-2003 06:08 PM

123 boats as of today!!!! Ten boats ahead of last year's pace!!! Last year, we had 159 official entries!!! This year, we have 160 private dock spaces reserved for our entrants. Three and a half weeks to go!!!!! Don't come whinning if you sign up the week of the event and we have to side tie you to the Queen Mary!!! Just imagine when the deckhand unties your line from the cleat of the Queen Mary and drops that line onto your 25 foot Floatquest!!!!

Just think of it...Get that app in the mail asap and guarantee yourself a private slip!!!

DMan

Ps. Remember, the Board God is proposing at the Saturday night party!!!!! Free poker hand to whoever guess' the lucky lady's name????

PhantomChaos 05-07-2003 06:22 PM

Whoa there DMAN..........what's you talkin about with the Board God? I hope you have an ambulance waiting by........


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