Wardey

<< Wild Jamaican Sex

This married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring
around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this

small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican
accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."
> So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some
special sandals I think you Would be interested in. Dey make you wild at
sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what
the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the
sex god he was.
> The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Man."
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and

tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in
his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him
violently
over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed
a
firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. The Jamaican then began screaming,
YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!! >>

CigDaze

D'OH!

FFO

That's good I will use that one at work....