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    Talking There were these 3.....

    Three Ducks in a Bar

    A man walked into a quiet bar. He carried three
    ducks, one in each hand and one under his left arm.
    He placed them one beside the other upon the bar. He
    had a few drinks and chatted with the bartender.

    The bartender was experienced and had learned not to
    ask people about the animals that they bring into
    the bar, so he didn't mention the ducks.

    They chatted for about another 30 minutes before the
    man with the ducks had to go to the restroom. He
    left the ducks there on the bar.

    The bartender was alone with the ducks. There was an
    awkward silence as they all looked at one another.
    The bartender decided to break the ice and try to
    make a little conversation.

    "Say, what's your name?" he asked the first duck.

    "Huey," replied the first duck.

    "How's your day been, Huey?"

    "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of
    puddles all day!

    What else could a duck want?" commented the duck.

    "Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. Then he said
    to the second duck, "Hi. And what's your name?"

    "Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

    "So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.

    "Great. Lovely day. I had a ball too! Been in and
    out of puddles all day myself.

    If I had the chance another day I would do the same
    again!" said the duck in reply.

    So the bartender turned to the third duck and said,

    "So, you must be Louie!?"

    "No," growls the third duck, "my name is Puddles.
    And don't even ask what kind of day I've had!"

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    Toxic FORMULA Platinum Member mopower's Avatar
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    What the duck
    You can never have too much horsepower or money...It's just hard to have both.

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