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    Charter Member #34 Charter Member Dock Holiday's Avatar
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    OT Wednesday Funny

    It was the first day of school and a new student named
    Martinez, the son of a local Mexican restaurateur,
    entered the fourth grade.

    The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some
    American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give
    me Death?"

    She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Martinez, who
    had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775."

    "Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by
    the people, for the people, shall not perish from the

    Again, no response except from Martinez: "Abraham
    Lincoln, 1863," said Martinez.

    The teacher snapped at the class, Class, you should be

    Martinez, who is new to our country, knows more about
    its history than you do.

    She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans."

    "Who said that?" she demanded.

    Martinez put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."

    At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna

    The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said

    Again, Martinez says, "George Bush at dinner with the
    Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

    Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck

    Martinez jumps out of his chair waving his hand and
    shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica
    Lewinsky, 1997!"

    Now with the class almost a mob hysteria someone said,
    "You little ****. If you say anything else, I'll kill

    Martinez frantically yells at the top of his voice,
    "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."

    The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around
    the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh ****,
    we're in BIG Trouble!"

    Martinez said, "Saddam Hussein April 9th 2003."

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