If this is your first visit, please click the Sign Up now button to begin the process of creating your account so you can begin posting on our forums! The Sign Up process will only take up about a minute of two of your time.

Follow us on Facebook Follow us on Twitter
Results 1 to 6 of 6
  1. #1
    Registered GrinandBarrett's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Sauk City, WI

    Talking You know your from Wisconsin if

    Four retired guys are walking down a street in Mesa. Then they turn
    a corner and see a sign that says "Old Timer's Bar " ..." ALL DRINKS
    10 CENTS ! ".

    They look at each other, then go in. On the inside, they realize in
    this case, they should not judge the book by its cover.' The old
    bartender says in a voice that carries across the room,
    "Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, Gentlemen?"

    There seems to be a fully-stocked bar, so the men all ask for a

    In short order, the bartender serves up 4 iced martinis - shaken not
    stirred and says, "That'll be 10 cents each, please." The four men
    stare at the bartender for a moment then look at each other. They can't
    believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and
    order another round. Again, four excellent martinis are produced with the
    bartender again saying, ......."That's 40 more cents, please."

    They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they can stand.

    They've each had two martinis, and so far they've spent less than a
    dollar. Finally one of the men says, "How can you afford to serve martinis
    as good as these for a dime apiece?"

    Here's my story. I'm a retired tailor from Brooklyn, and I always
    wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the lottery for $25 million and
    to open this place. Every drink costs a dime, wine, liquor, beer, all the

    "Wow. That's quite a story." says one of the men. The four of them
    sipped at their martinis and couldn't help but notice three other guys at
    the end of the bar who didn't have a drink in front of them, and hadn't
    ordered anything the whole time they were there. One man gestures at the
    three at the end of the bar without drinks and asks the bartender, What's
    with them?"

    The bartender says, "Oh, they are from Wisconsin They're waiting
    for happy hour."

  2. #2
    Registered seanclong's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2001
    Chesapeake Bay
    Good One!!!!!

  3. #3
    Official OSO boat whore Charter Member
    My Boats:
    8' row boat
    Join Date
    Oct 2000
    Mequon, WI
    So what's wrong with being frugal?

  4. #4
    My Boats:
    1984 Chris Cat
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Troy, Mich

    Cheese Heads!

  5. #5
    Registered ernie davis's Avatar
    My Boats:
    KAAMA Scarab
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Toledo, O-hi-O
    Would be brutal.....if not so true

  6. #6
    FFO is offline
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    This is exactly why I don't live in Wisconsin!!!!

Similar Threads

  1. Wisconsin
    By buchnerbh22 in forum Midwest
    Replies: 31
    Last Post: 07-11-2012, 09:39 PM
  2. Any Wisconsin OSO'ers
    By J-Bonz in forum General Boating Discussion
    Replies: 101
    Last Post: 07-27-2008, 09:10 PM
  3. Down and out in Wisconsin
    By GrinandBarrett in forum General Boating Discussion
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 08-10-2003, 10:19 AM
  4. Down and out in Wisconsin
    By GrinandBarrett in forum General Racing Discussion
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 08-10-2003, 10:17 AM
  5. Wisconsin DNR...does it again
    By MARK BENTLEY in forum General Boating Discussion
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 06-30-2003, 06:44 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:52 PM.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.2.0
Copyright © 2016 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.1
Original Poster In Postbit provided by Original Poster In Postbit v1.0.0 (Free) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2016 DragonByte Technologies Ltd. Runs best on HiVelocity Hosting.
Copyright 2011 OffShoreOnly. All rights reserved.