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Thread: OT - Life

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    Registered Clay Washington's Avatar
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    Talking OT - Life

    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end? A death. What's that, a bonus?!?

    I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years til you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back, you spend your last nine months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, and room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!

    George Carlin

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    Lake George, NY it's not called "Queen of American Lakes" for nothin'!

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    Mr. Carlin the king

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    Very nice!!!

    Sounds like a life I would like to live

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    Well the Bonus is Heaven,

    If you do it right you will go to Heaven when you die, thats the ultimate place.

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    Amen bruther! Boats run on water, beverages are free, outdrives do not break and there is no rev limiter or throttle stop.

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