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Madcow 05-29-2003 09:24 PM

My favorite is is the one from every review from powerboat magazine. IF YOUR LOOKING FOR _________ IN A BOAT THIS IS THE ONE FOR YOU. Has anyone ever seen them say anything bad about a boat? I'm waiting for the review that say's "Every other boat since the ark has been leading up to this boat".

THRILLSEEKER 05-30-2003 06:04 AM

as posted by Team Baja

By the way, your going to have to spend a little more money at the island, or leave!!
:mad: :mad: :mad: :rolleyes: :crazy: :D

Another good one is "Well, I just had it appraised for a gajillion dollars but I will sell it to you for only 80k":rolleyes:

Iggy 05-30-2003 06:16 AM

"this'll only hurt for a little while"
"I'll only stick the head of it in"

Opps, wrong lies. :rolleyes:

Shane 05-30-2003 06:55 AM


Originally posted by Miller
I always like when people describe something as "new", "like new" or "better than new" and you go to look and the item is begging for a bullet to put it out of its misery.
Whats the matter Barney not pickin' out the hotties lately?:p ;)

Dave M 05-30-2003 07:05 AM

"0" hours on new power, 80 MPH.

If you have zero hours on the new power how do you know how fast it will go?

T2x 05-30-2003 07:36 AM

"It's just like a Skater..........."

Or my personal favorite

"The Skater of Vee Bottoms"........What the heck does that mean?

T2x

MitchStellin 05-30-2003 07:42 AM

From the dealer.... Oh don't worry about that, I will fix it right away. Or my favorite 1988/2000 whats up with that, did you use the old hull for a mold and build a new boat?

ScottB 05-30-2003 07:43 AM

"

Its the skater of Vee bottoms
There is only 1 guy who can say this without lying.........Spiderman

Biggest lie on the planet is "Boat is Turn Key

T2x 05-30-2003 07:47 AM

T2x........ "The Skater of posters":p :p :p

CigDaze 05-30-2003 08:53 AM

LOL T2x...:D:D:D


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