Revised top ten powerboat lies:
 

With all the boat shopping/work and running that has been done, any new funny ones?

On start up, CG guy said, Nice 454, I said thanks, its only the 330 ;) :D

Yea..... my boat runs 100mph yea that's right a 110 mph:drool:

Lies........I cannot tell a lie!!!! My boat runs 96.4 on GPS with a single 502 mag MPIwith an arneson surface drive and a full cabin and Cooler!!!:D :D

I always like when people describe something as "new", "like new" or "better than new" and you go to look and the item is begging for a bullet to put it out of its misery.

"Dyno Time Only"

"Yeah, it's one of them cigarette boats."

Or like I tell all the little kids on the neighborhood every time I start it up in the driveway (they usually come running!). "Yeah, it's a race boat."

I would get 5 more MPH if I had the right props on it.

My boat says CIGARETTE RACING 1 in big letters down the sides of the top deck. Everywhere I go people ask me if I race and I reply no. Then they always give me a bunch of sh!t about "well if you dont race then why does it say it on the side":mad:

So now I just tell them "yeah" and most people seem content with that and dont ask any further questions:rolleyes: :)

You race to the islands dont you?

By the way, your going to have to spend a little more money at the island, or leave!! :eek: :eek: :D

1. "It goes 70 MPH"
2. "I have another offer for $179,000"
3. "The check is in the mail"
4. "I love you"
5. "I promise not to ???? in your ?????"