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  1. #1
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    Joke: Snappy Answers

    Snappy Answer #1

    A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As
    a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his
    trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need
    to see your ticket, not your stub."

    Snappy Answer #2

    A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but
    couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do
    these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're

    Snappy Answer #3

    The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled
    down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid
    replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally
    stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

    Snappy Answer #4
    A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads
    "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and
    he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a
    police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the
    truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The
    truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

    and finally #5, THE TEACHER Snappy Answer OF THE YEAR
    A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I
    won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider
    a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your
    immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass
    guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if
    tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
    The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When
    silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student,
    shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the
    exam with your other hand."

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    From the mind of Wardey!!!!!

    I love the "I got here as fast as I could"!!!!!

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    Thumbs up

    too funny!
    Peace & grace be to this place.
    ........ God bless the troops, always! :)

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