OT -- Funny (Chinese Food)
05-30-2003, 12:55 PM
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OT -- Funny (Chinese Food)
I finally found something to contribute to the humor here. I hope no one is offended. I laughed my ass off, because yesterday I took a friend to a Vietnamese restaurant, and we heard a cat meow from the direction of the kitchen. We stopped chewing, looked at each other, and burst out laughing.
http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/chowmein.html
http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/chowmein.html
05-30-2003, 10:02 PM
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My girlfreind is from a rural part of Florida. Her dad used to kill possum and racoon and sell them in town. He said he had to leave a foot on it to prove it wasn't a cat, or they wouldn't buy it.
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A Chinese couple who own a restaurant are fooling around in bed when the husband says, "I want 69! I want 69"
She looks at him and says, "You want beef and brocolli NOW?"
Q. What's the square root of 69?
A. 8 something
She looks at him and says, "You want beef and brocolli NOW?"
Q. What's the square root of 69?
A. 8 something
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