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    Joke: Female and Male Prayers....

    Man's prayer is better.
    >Before I lay me down to sleep,
    >I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    >One who's handsome, smart and strong,
    >One who loves to listen long,
    >One who thinks before he speaks,
    >When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks
    >I pray that he is gainfully employed,
    >When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    >Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    >Massages my back and begs to do more.
    >Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    >Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
    >I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    >And never attempt to hit on my friend.
    >I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who
    >owns a liquor store. Amen.

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    Ummmm oh hell I love my wife

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    Clearwater, Florida

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