Sexual Calorie Counter
Sexual Calorie Counter
It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the calorific expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results. REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent....................... 12 Calories Without her consent.................... 187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands........................ 8 Calories With one hand.......................... 12 Calories With your teeth........................ 85 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection....................... 6 Calories Without an erection.................... 315 Calories PRELIMINARIES: Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories Trying to find the! G-Spot.............. 92 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary............................. 52 Calories 69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories 69 standing up......................... 112 Calories Wheelbarrow............................ 216 Calories Her on top.............................. 524 Calories Doggy Style............................ 726 Calories Donkey punch..................... 912 Calories ORGASMIC: Real................................... 112 Calories False.................................. 315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories 30-39 years............................ 80 Calories 40-49 years........................... . 1124 Calories 50-59 years............................ 1972 Calories 60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories 70 and over......................... Results are still pending DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS: Calmly................................. 32 Calories In a hurry............................. 98 Calories With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories With your spouse knocking at the door.... 5521 Calories With her spouse knocking at the door.... 10,521 Calorie |
No matter what it is still the best kind of exercise...
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Good One!!!
The Donkey Punch!!! LMFAO:D |
:D:D:D:D
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Originally posted by R Addiction Good One!!! The Donkey Punch!!! LMFAO:D |
Maybe we can ask NastyHabit!
:eek:
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:D :bunny: :D :bunny: LMAO
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Thats another good line to get laid....I gotta loose all this winter weight... :D
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Re: Sexual Calorie Counter
Originally posted by SteveS Donkey punch..................... 912 Calories |
:D :D :D :D
Based on that there's no way I should be 230 lbs. |
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