Anybody need one of these?
APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Name of Boy friend/Fiance/Husband:_______________________ I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period: Date: Time of departure: Time of return NOT to exceed: Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiance/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever. Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer______ Wine______ Liquor _____ Total _______ Locations to be visited: Location:____________________ From:_________ To:_______ Location:____________________ From:_________ To:_______ Location:____________________ From:_________ To:_______ Females with whom conversation is permitted:____________________ IMPORTANT -STRIPPER CLAUSE: Notwithstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship. I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it's not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you to a Michael Bolton concert, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywh-ere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit. I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to myBETTERhalf), the above information is correct. Signed -Boyfriend/Fiance/Husband:_______________________ Request is: APPROVED______ DENIED__________ This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Permission for my boyfriend/fiance/husband to be away for the following period of time: Date: Time of departure: Time of return: Signed -Girlfriend/Fiance/Wife:_________ |
:D:D:D LOL....
Ya, I know a guy who could use some of those permission slips... |
You know, I just thought of an awesome gag.
My buddy's birthday is coming up...I'm printing off ten of these slips, putting them in a box, wrapping it with a bow on top... |
Now that is some FUNNY chit!:D :D :D :D
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Thats just about the only think I don't miss about my girlfriend.
(stripper clause.) |
Those would look great printed on bathroom tissue;)
Perfect to wipe your A$$ with!:eek: ;) |
That would make an excellent gag birthday gift.. good thinking baja daze....
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Now that's funny
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Originally posted by THRILLSEEKER Those would look great printed on bathroom tissue;) Perfect to wipe your A$$ with!:eek: ;) |
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