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Thread: OT: Blonde Joke

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    Gold Member Gold Member Dave M's Avatar
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    Talking OT: Blonde Joke

    A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone
    when a local police cruiser pulled her over and the officer
    walked up to the car.

    The Female police officer also happened to be a
    blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license. The driver
    searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally
    said to the blonde policewoman "What does a driver's
    license look like?"

    Irritated, the blonde cop said "You dummy, it's got
    your picture on it!"

    The blonde driver frantically searched her purse
    again and found a small rectangular mirror down at the bottom.

    She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be
    my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde

    The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back
    to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had
    known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided
    all this hassle."

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    Hey DaveM,thats a good one,lets think up a blonde superboat joke for superfest!!! I should be at the NYC poker run this weekend,hopefully Tripps

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