Not the Original Hump Day Humor
 

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up
leaving together. They get back to his apartment and she notices that his
bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of
cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly
medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher and huge enormous bears on the
top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a
collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she
decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his
sensitive side. She turns to him...they kiss...and then they rip each
other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of
passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the
afterglow; the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?" The
guy says, "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

oldie but goodie:D:D:D:D