Who wants to make $5000 really quick and easy?
06-25-2003, 04:21 PM
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Who wants to make $5000 really quick and easy?
I just got this email. Just find this guys a supplier............what a WHACK!!! 
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Greetings,
We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply.
I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is
(Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you $5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area.
1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with z60 or better memory adapter. If in stock the AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be great if reliable models are available
2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete jumper/auxiliary system
3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.
If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.
Email his details to me at: [email protected]
Pretty funny!==============================
Greetings,
We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply.
I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is
(Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you $5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area.
1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with z60 or better memory adapter. If in stock the AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be great if reliable models are available
2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete jumper/auxiliary system
3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.
If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.
Email his details to me at: [email protected]
06-25-2003, 06:57 PM
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Dang. And all I have is a flux capacitor putting out 1.21 jiggawatts. Guess I'm out $5000. 
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06-25-2003, 07:10 PM
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Hey!!! Here's another get rich quick thingy!!!
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06-25-2003, 07:14 PM
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I think the last line says it best on this one Phantom:
Originally posted by PhantomChaos
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06-25-2003, 07:25 PM
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06-25-2003, 09:15 PM
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The flux capacitor and temporal displacement capacitors are available as well as dimensional warp generators........but the question is to use it you have to REALLY prove Einstein's theory of relativity....No it's not everything is relative.......But the stuff being requested is what you would use to travel in time......no bull****......BUT it still hasn't been proven that it is possible......sounds like a major brain meltdown to me......
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06-25-2003, 09:22 PM
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And if you really want to contact a vendor that can get this stuff then you need to contact the US Government Area 51 Northern Nevada. It's all there completely functioning and ready to use. Now pay me my $5,000.
Sean
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06-25-2003, 09:25 PM
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And hey guess what! For those of you who don't know, I'm a complete and total WHACK JOB!!!!!!!
And if you can, try to contact the Federation, and ask for Scottie or Captain Kirk.
Password: Beam Me Up Scottie
Yup I have finally gone off the deep end.
The "Illustrious One"
And if you can, try to contact the Federation, and ask for Scottie or Captain Kirk.
Password: Beam Me Up Scottie
Yup I have finally gone off the deep end.
The "Illustrious One"
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