Ever see the film "Scared Straight"?? How about the second version?
If not rent it. You'll think twice about doing anything that'll land your a$$ in jail.
Like the others said, don't do anything stupid. If you or even any of your friends retaliates, you'll take the blame no matter what.
Be cool, let your parents work it out. You know you're innocent.
"Soap on a rope"
You got that right. Those guys would love to play "hide the salami" in the shower.