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    Talking OT: Hump Day Humor Classic !!!

    While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over) I noticed, too late, a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.

    Sure enough, the cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me,"What's the hurry?"

    I replied, "I'm late for work."

    "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

    I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."

    The cop said "What's.....a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?"

    I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."

    The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot a$$hole?"

    I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..."

    The ticket - - $ 95.00
    The look on his face - - PRICELESS

    Last edited by Risk Taker; 07-23-2003 at 09:46 AM.

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    Lake George, NY it's not called "Queen of American Lakes" for nothin'!

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    Thumbs up A Classic!

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    Offshore Addiction

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    I love that one.

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    Yeh baby

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    (I know a few of them.)

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