WTF are you talking about packinass?! You're a friggin idiot! You're worse than the damn turd that a fly lays after he's been chewing on my dog's ass! If you're back with your x-wife, she's not your "X" now is she. I know this must seen like rocket science for you, it's really simple. But at least there's hope for you yet. Well...maybe not. Sorry, didn't mean to get your hopes up. Your homo, post-operative transgender, hermaphrodite orgy, midget butt-slamming wet dreams must be keeping you up at night and your judgement is severely clouded! We've about had enough. So, why don't you sell the cat bacause the only thing you know how to pack is ass, get your little skidoo playtoy boat and run it off the niagara falls. At least that way you can have about 4 seconds of fame and the X might actually respact you!
Allan is a putz!