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  1. #11
    My Boats:
    1991, Baja, 270
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    Mentor, Ohio
    Tell them you were car jacked on the way to the wedding, but not to worry because your O.K.

  2. #12
    Registered frequentflyer's Avatar
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    1998 Powerplay 25
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    Miami, FL
    Dude.. I feel your pain. The problem is that it gets worse. Wait till they have kids. Then you have to go to birthday parties !!! It's horrible.

    As far as an excuse.. Tell them to get married in the winter. Summer is too hot to be wearing a tux.

  3. #13
    Registered IDRPSTF's Avatar
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    Whatever you missed your payment on
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    Sep 2001
    In your driveway while you sleep
    Tell your wife "I love going to weddings, although I feel guilty standing in a church wondering what sort of sexy lingerie the bride has on under her gown, and what she will be doing later that night. But Man do I love weddings!!!".
    See when she asks you to go to the next one?

  4. #14
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    Allergic to Nonsense Platinum Member T2x's Avatar
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    1966 !8' Switzer Wing "Miss Diablo" 1968 Switzer Wing "Dust'n the Wind 2",, 1960 Powercat 15C , 1977 17' Molinari w/Evinrude CCC
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    Aug 2001
    Granite Quarry, NC
    Try telling them that you love and respect them all too much to subject them to your presence............

    T2x......... Just trying to be helpful.

  5. #15
    Platinum Member Platinum Member Steve 1's Avatar
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    Slippery when wet!
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    Apr 2001
    Beautiful Fort Lauderdale
    Just send them some cash thats what it is all about anyway,and go Boating
    Slippery when wet. "POD" Free Tunnel through Common Sense Engineering

  6. #16
    speel chekk this fokker! Charter Member puder's Avatar
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    27' Scarab
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    Locust Valley, New York
    tell them you just came back from a wonderful vacation in Beijing (by way of toronto) but unfortunatly have a little sore throat and are on the fence about weather or not to come to the wedding.
    Pardon me, while I whip this out!

  7. #17
    Charter Member Charter Member Raypanic's Avatar
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    Formula 400SS Eliminator 236 Eagle XP
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    Oct 2000
    Lake Orion, MI. USA
    All they want is the gift anyhow. Send them the check and they make more money on not having to feed you too.

  8. #18
    Registered HyperBaja's Avatar
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    1990 Baja 190 DSR
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    Sep 2002
    Lewis Center, Ohio
    Originally posted by THRILLSEEKER
    easy, tell them piss off, that you are going to Island Fest and that is way more important than any wedding, tell the wife the same thing
    With that kind of attitude, when was the last time you got laid?

  9. #19
    Registered OBNOXUS21's Avatar
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    1982 KV Scarab
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    Sep 2002
    7.5mm LOTO
    Say you used to date the bride and it would just make things terribly uncomfortable

  10. #20
    Platinum Member Platinum Member Reindl Powerboats's Avatar
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    Reindl 28 Vamp, Reindl One Design
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    May 2001
    Tell them you have to be at a boat race in the Bahamas because your wife bought you a One Design lease so you could feel the adrenaline rush of APBA Offshore Racing!
    Chris Reindl

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