OT: Joke for Tuesday
A man was walking down the street when he
> > > was accosted by a particularly dirty and > > > shabby-looking homeless man who asked > > > him for a couple of dollars for dinner. > > > > > > The man took out his wallet, extracted ten > > > dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, > > > will you buy some beer with it instead?" > > > > > > "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the > > > homeless man replied. > > > > > > "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying > > > food?" the man asked. > > > > > > "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man > > > said. "I need everything I can get just to > > > stay alive." > > > > > > "Will you spend the money on greens fees at > > > a golf course instead of food?" the man > > > asked. > > > > > > "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. > > > "I haven't played golf in 20 years!" > > > > > > "Will you spend the money on a woman in > > > the red light district instead of food?" the > > > man asked. > > > > > > "What disease would I get for ten lousy > > > bucks?!!" exclaimed the homeless man. > > > > > > "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give > > > you the money. Instead, I'm going to take > > > you home for a terrific dinner cooked > > > by my wife." > > > > > > The homeless man was astounded. "Won't > > > your wife be > > > furious with you for doing that?" I know I'm > > > dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad." > > > > > > The man replied, "Hey, man, that's okay. I > > > just want her to see what a man looks like > > > who's given up beer, gambling, golf and > > > sex. > > > > > |
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LOL! :D:D:D
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Ive heard this one before, but its still great!
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