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Thread: Ot Blonde Joke

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    Charter Member #34 Charter Member Dock Holiday's Avatar
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    Ot Blonde Joke

    A blonde bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

    The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

    "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"
    The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
    "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

    The blonde drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said,
    "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.

    One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid him.
    "*******S!" she yelled.......
    ......Then the French National Anthem, sung by the Dixie Chicks, began to play.

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    F l o r i d a

    Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
    A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

    Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
    A: Locking the car door.

    Peace & grace be to this place.
    ........ God bless the troops, always! :)

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