THURSDAY FUNNY! How to bathe a cat
How to bathe a cat
> >1. Thoroughly clean toilet. > >2. Lift both lids and add shampoo. > >3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom. > >4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on >top, >so cat cannot escape. > >5. The cat will self-agitate and produce ample suds. >(Ignore ruckus from inside toilet; cat is enjoying this.) > >6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, > >which is quite > >effective. > >7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from > > toilet as possible and > >quickly lift both lids. > >8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, >where he will air >dry. > > > Sincerely, > > > The Dog |
Re-format, please
Funny joke, but please re-format the text (remove the ">" and line feeds) before you post it.
Thanks! :D Signed... the anal-retentive jerk :p |
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Re: Re-format, please
Originally posted by Clay Washington Funny joke, but please re-format the text (remove the ">" and line feeds) before you post it. Thanks! :D Signed... the anal-retentive jerk :p You said anal! |
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