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    Registered Clay Washington's Avatar
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    Talking OT - Why I Fired My Secretary

    Two weeks ago was my 40th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday," and probably have a present for me.

    She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday."

    I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will remember." The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

    When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning, boss. Happy Birthday."

    I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon.

    Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."

    I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go."

    We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

    On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

    I said, "No, I guess not."

    She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

    After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go change."

    "Sure," I excitedly replied.

    She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday!!!

    And there I sat...

    on the couch...


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    OH ****!!

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    Thumbs up

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    is this true

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    No way, I think this should have started "why my wife fired me" This cannot be true. No way.

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    I've heard that story before but it's still funny!!!!

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    Originally posted by hugetime1
    is this true
    Come on dude!!

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    Ditto ... still makes me LMAO!

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    Lake George, NY it's not called "Queen of American Lakes" for nothin'!

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