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Risk Taker 08-14-2003 08:39 AM

OT: Thursday's Humor Classic !!
 
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well
cared for.

The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window
overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair.

Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a
while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning.

Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home.

"So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.

"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."

:D:D:D:p

Madcow 08-14-2003 08:40 AM

:D :D

Offshore Addiction 08-14-2003 03:45 PM

:):):)

JaayTeee 08-14-2003 04:24 PM

:D :D :D
I'll give that one 3 stars;)


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