Offshoreonly.com

Offshoreonly.com (https://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/)
-   General Boating Discussion (https://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/general-boating-discussion-51/)
-   -   Today's Dumbass award......8/27/2003 (https://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/general-boating-discussion/57895-todays-dumbass-award-8-27-2003-a.html)

Qball 08-27-2003 09:14 AM

Today's Dumbass award......8/27/2003
 
I have today's dumbass award..... I was at work today when I was called to a gas station in a local town(I am a paramedic). The assignment was for a "man's head caught in a lift?"..........so here's the story. A local tow truck driver was dropping off a broken down vehicle at the gas station. It was a flatbed type tow truck. After safely placing the car on the ground the operator of the tow truck started sliding the flat bed back into position....apparently, the bed was almost back in position when he noticed a hydraulic line kinked. He bent over to unkink it and in the process of doing so....somehow he smushed his head between the frame of the truck and the moving hydraulic lift bed. OUCH!! I think that this may somehow qualify for a Darwin award...what do you think?

P.S.- He did'nt die....broken jaw, fractured skull and internal brain hemorrhage....but, he did'nt die

Wally 08-27-2003 09:25 AM

Oh man!!!! And i thought having the hatch of my old 1984 Scarab fall on my head hurt!!! :eek:

THRILLSEEKER 08-27-2003 11:36 AM

UHHHH. parrrrrrrrrrDUN mehhhh SiR! but could yough possibly gg gghettt this th th thiinggg g gg offf mah hed pleeease:crazy:

CigDaze 08-27-2003 12:43 PM

Awwwww man..........!!! Yeeooww.

That'll ruin your day.

:eek:

Raypanic 08-27-2003 02:31 PM

That's going to leave a mark! (tommy boy)


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:54 AM.


Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.