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    Talking OT: Not the original- Hump Day Humor

    A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant
    when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their
    table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll
    see him later and walks away.

    The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the heck was that?"

    "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

    "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I
    want a divorce!"

    "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we
    get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more
    wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti
    or Lexus in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is

    Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous
    babe on his arm.

    "Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

    "That's his mistress," says her husband.

    "Ours is prettier," she replies.

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