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    Thursday Funny-Lone Ranger & Tonto

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep.

    Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend and says, "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

    Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."

    "What does that tell you?" asked The Lone Ranger. Tonto ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

    What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"

    The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then says, "Tonto, you dumb A$$, someone has stolen our tent."

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    I've heard that with watson & Cluso (sp)

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