Best pick up lines (Boat Related)
Ok lets hear em.
Hey baby, wanna go for a ride on my big dinghy? :crazy: |
HAVE YA EVER SLEPT WITH A WORLD CHAMPION BEFORE? NO. DO YOU WANT TO?
IT WORKED A COUPLE OF TIMES. with my girlfriend |
Ask a girl if she's ever sipped on a margarita laying on a boat watching a sunset on a calm night.
she'll go. |
Want to go down to the bay for lunch and i will show you my dads "CIGARETTE"boat?It was a 31 Chris Craft Stinger.I scored that first night on the second half of the date and have been married to the b$#^h for 15 years:eek: :crazy: One of dem dare boat w%$res.
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~Her: So which boat are we going to ride on?
~Me: mine... ~Her: Which one is yours? ~Me: that one... ~Her: WOW...............;) |
cigracer, the last time I tried that line, the girl started getting on the Lyman docked next to me:rolleyes:
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LOL. :D
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Her: So which boat are we going to ride on?
~Me: mine... ~Her: Which one is yours? ~Me: that one... ~Her: OWE............... :rolleyes: ~Me:I said this one ~Her: But I like this one. ~Me: Get off That boat ~Her: bye. ~Cigracer: Hey there. ~Me dammit Fu@k **** I need a bigger boat:mad: :D :D :D |
If you're impressed with me filling up the tanks in this big-azz boat, you should see how I can pump you full of @#$. :D:rolleyes:
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my old lady gets pissed when i pick up chicks with my boat
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