I get the same basic questions on my Top Gun, but usually grin and give a somewhat evasive answer:
Q How much does it cost?
A Well I'll put it to you this way, I could be on heroin and it would be cheaper.
Q How much fuel does it burn:
A A little more than you'd expect and a lot less than I'd expect.
Q What do you call that small (Covergirl) cabin?
A A stabbin' cabin.
Q Why, was someone stabbed in there?
A Yes, you could say that.
Q How fast does it go?
A I'm not sure, but one day I'm going to figure out how to get this thing past half throttle.
And my favorite:
Q Can you give me and my (incredibly hot) girlfriend a ride?
A Yes, but I'm afraid you won't be making it back.