THRILLSEEKER

I was in a club one night with a Cigarette shirt on and I was approached by a few "cuban" looking guys and they asked me if I owned a Cigarette and then asked me if I used it as a "workboat"

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iTrader: (6)

Where backed up to a bar and a doofus ask my girl friend, Is that a Fountain ? No it a Hustler see its written on the sun pad,swim platform ,back of seat,the towels,my boy friend t shirt , hat and on the sides . he said no its a Fountain i have one just like it.she said idiot go away.

BLee

So this guy comes in again yesterday. I was looking at a boat on the Lip-Ship site.

He says, "I still can't believe there is nowhere for a trolling motor." I said, "your in the wrong sport."

He says, "terrible gas mileage."
I said, "Nah, it only has 525's so it probably does ok. "

He then says, " So whats the fastest these things get to, 80-90mph?"

So I show him this and politely say, "a little quicker than that."

Tricky919

I was towing my Pantera back from Florida and stopped for fuel in South Carolina at 2am. and there was a Sheriff in the gas station and he asked me where i was going? I said New York, at which time he asked do you have many rivers to run that thing on up there in NY.. I told him just a few,have you ever heard of the atlantic ocean?

THRILLSEEKER

At the launch ramp at the Eastside Poker Run earlier this year a fisherman was standing there watching National Marine launch their Outerlimits, they fired the beast up and backed it off the trailer and the fisherman asked me how fast it was, I told him probably close to 100 (wild guess ) he says "MAN THAT THING MUST HAVE A CORVETTE MOTOR IN IT" , I politely replied " They are most likely a lot bigger than that" he says, "NO!, I know what a Corvette motor sounds like and that is definately a Corvette motor" I didnt have the heart to tell the old guy that the motors were probably twice the size (if not bigger) than any Corvette motor and that the boat had TWO MOTORS.


I love it when people dont have a clue about performance boats, but yet try to argue about them

cobra860

I sold a boat for a friend of mine, since hi is at sea on a cruiseliner. This boat i s a yamarin with 115yamaha out board.

Those who bougt this boat didnt want to test it when they picked it up at my place.. I gave them my phone nbr if something was wrong with the boat when they was going to put it to sea someday.

Then one sunday morning, the new owner called me up and said hi had put the boat to sea, but it did not want to start..

I replyed with :did you hooked on the cables to the batery??

Hi said Baterys ???? is it batery operated?????

I have since then regreted that I gave them my phone nbr

timucin

believe it or not :
him:can this go under the water?
me:why do you think like that?
him:it doesnt look like a boat.what is this?
me:boat.race boat
him:you race under the water?
me:no,on the water
him:but it can go under the water right?
me: sorry but i have to go......

BLee

Yep, thats the worst I've seen. Where do these people come from?

WARPARTY36

We had my buddies Cigarette parked at an apartment complex. We were both at the pool with Cigarette hats on, and an old lady came up yelling at us because we were condoning smoking! She thought it was one big billboard!!! I have had too many stupid questions about the Apache to even get started. Cigracer, I am sure you have heard a few of them.

timucin

cigrace;
i live in istanbul-turkei
LOL