my favorite is from boaters.. the steering wheel is on the wrong side... mine is on the port so the sticks are next to my right hand..
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You have NO idea how hard I've been laughing at some of these questions. I don't claim to be an expert by any means, but geez, were some of these people on vacation the day common sense was handed out?
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Originally posted by DEVIL MAN .......................they just walk away insulted and shaking their heads thinking I am being a jerk!!!! DMan If the shoe fits!!!!!!!!!! :D :D I get asked all the time........... "I bet your boat is WAY faster than those Cigarette boats!" I of course, have to agree. :D :D |
I have an Advantage Boats, 34 Offshore. It is plainly visible on the side of the boat near the gunnels...big letters.
I was tied up in the courtesy slips at Highport Marina, Lake Texoma. A gentleman walks up and looks the boat over admiring it and asks "That's a Baja isn't it?":rolleyes: |
Dirt Bag in a POS fishing boat as I pull up to the dock:
What happened to your windshield? Me: It doesn't have one. DB: Yeah, what happened to it? Me: It didn't come with one, kinda like a race boat. DB: Why would you buy a boat without a windshield? Me: What happened to all your fish? DB: ???? with dumb look and mouth open as I walked away, shaking my head. |
As I just got done firing up my Velocity @ the boat lauch a women comes up to me.
Her: Do you need some leeches I look back into the boat and back at her. Me: No but my Dr. says I should try that next. Her: Oh really what for? Me: Herpes. Her: Really!? Wow, never heard of that. She then went over to another boat. Her: Need any leeches? They cure herpes! The guys on the boat got a really digusted look on their face. I wasn't sure if she was joking or really believed me, but the smell of booze weed smoke gave me a pretty good idea. :crazy: WTF would I need with leeches??????? |
I was asked by a guy who saw the Cigarette sticker on my truck window:
him> WHAT! do you smoke? me>no him>well then WTF is Cigarette Racing Team? me>its the name of a boat builder him> but it says RACING TEAM! at this point I decided to have a little fun:D me> yes it is an offshore racing team him>WTF is offshore racing? me> its where you take 30 to 50ft. boats that go 70 to 200mph and beat the snot out of them in 6 ft. waves and the first one across the line wins him (with a befuddled look on his face) > YEAH RIGHT! ANY BOAT WOULD SINK IN THOSE KIND OF WAVES, WHAT ARE YOU STUPID?:eek: me>:eek: have a nice day! I love messing with stupid people, its fun:D :rolleyes: |
HOT DUCK: LMAO thats typical.
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My favorite at the gas dock is ; How much gas does it hold ? 700 gals. They always pause and then say thats over $2000 dollars in gas!!!! And I repley Yes and it will burn it up in a day....And it will !!!! anyone like a ride for a tank of gas????? I don't get to many riders...(and I have never filled it)
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Originally posted by eyezlee I get this all the time. "Can you ski behind it?" (28 Scarab) |
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